I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
Randomize
