Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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