Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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