sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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