My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
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