didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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