I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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