You can't special order awesome
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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