JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
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You. Win. At. Life.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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