Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
is this the sara with the beer cane?
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Randomize
