Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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