normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
It's official drugs can't kill me
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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