This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
I understand Curling. That high.
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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