a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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