The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
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