i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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