just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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