my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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