Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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