we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
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