vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Randomize
