Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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