he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
we're so committed to being not committed
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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