I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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