are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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