He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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