Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Floor bacon is actually really good
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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