Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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