Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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