You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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