i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
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