what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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