he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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