Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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