You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
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