some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
there is puke in my bra ... again
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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