its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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