Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Randomize
