My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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