Where are you?
In a non slutty way
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
areolas are like halos for boobs.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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