There is no way he is gay with that hair.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
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