It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
that is very illegal...i love you.
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