i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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