I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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