Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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