I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
Randomize
