glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
Come on in and take your pants off
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