I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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