Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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