He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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