Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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