So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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