my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
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