Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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