Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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