So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
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