I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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